76th post (a tribute to america)

ok. its white house week on cspan which makes me more happy than any of you can even begin to imagine., so this blog is all about these united states and the politicians i love. im going to continue the letter writing thing from earlier.




dear george washington,

you are a badass among badasses, the president who set the precedent. did you ever have any doubt? youre always portrayed so confidently, the model statesman of the world.



dear john jay,

guess what. no slaves. anywhere. fucking awesome, right? im not sure you know how much i want to be you- unsung, well-travelled, brilliant.



dear thomas jefferson,

im just going to listen to your actions, not your words. well some of your words. dude, you know i love polymaths, but did you have to be so opposed to a federal supremacy?



dear alexander hamilton,

i swear, i will hunt down all of the descendents of aaron burr and make their lives miserable. you shouldve been president.



dear andrew jackson,

do you still have the bullet? do you just sit around and gloat? you are a fucking demigod.



dear james k polk,

i dont deserve to speak to you.



dear henry clay and john c calhoun and daniel webster,

rock on. you made congress cool. hasnt happened since. wont happen again.



dear lincoln,

aderol? i can get you some.



dear teddy,

thank you for smashing the atrium. fuck buchanan



dear taft,

you are proof that work history is directly proportional to weight in american politics. what didnt you do?



dear adlai stevenson,

kennedys a dick. i got your back.



dear barry goldwater,

you rawk. and im tired of these little letters.